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assistrance

verb: The act of reciting information to customers that you've done thousands of times before
"I gave this lady assistrance with booking a flight because I get that question all the time."
by No Merit Badge June 3, 2009
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assistance

When one needs assistance, they need sex.
Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.
by authOOr June 23, 2006
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passive assistance

Helping someone by not doing anything to stop them from doing what they are doing to help them self even if it is delusional.
She provided passive assistance by allowing him to say she was his girlfriend to protect him from some crazy bitch.
by babblecat December 28, 2010
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Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.
As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)
by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006
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Assistance Getting Around My Home

A way to ask for help.
X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!
by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011
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asipstance

Usually used by couples with children. It's when the person not feeding the child a bottle holds the bottle to allow the other person to enjoy an adult beverage.
" hey honey do you need asipstance?"
"Yes thanks babe I would love a sip of my beer."
by magnifican't mike June 23, 2014
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Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.
by RNGF June 10, 2018
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