asscial

(1)kind of like getting a facial but on the ass.
to get your ass waxed and sand blasted to make your ass as smooth as possible. this was created by vince mchamon on wwe in a episode were he got a asscial so that hhh would kiss his ass, but got his ass kick by hhh
instead.

i got my asscial tonight and it felt great!!!!

by shane mchamon July 9, 2006

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020

asscial tissue

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

by GinaMarie October 8, 2007

assial

assial adj. - describing kelly's ass powers

Man, I wish I could have assial powers like Kelly.

by the caveman from south america February 23, 2005

Assica

A "basic woman" that acts like she is better than everyone else and has delusions of grandeur. A step above a "karen"

Example: " that girl over snubbing everyone and cutting in line is a TOTAL assica " "stop being an assica"

by Flamingo 12 December 31, 2021

AssScalp

A total idiot usually one whose scalp resembles an ass therefore their opinions are void

"Where's the party at bro?"

"I'm going to ignore you...you're an AssScalp"

"wha?"

by Goooo? April 24, 2009

assicles

Small flecks of turd that cling to your anus hair that require a scraper, or similar instrument, to remove.

Toilet paper just wasn't enough to get rid of those assicles so I also used the flattened roll.

by Emresh June 24, 2006