A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.
by Chaos company July 16, 2014
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1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
by Christoper M Norton July 29, 2008
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The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.
by Jeff G. September 17, 2004
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Get the asshattedness mug.Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.
John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?
Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.
Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.
by Puck You January 17, 2008
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or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015
Get the judgemental croutonsatanal asshat mug.Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.
Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.
Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009
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