Assfazoodler

Noun. The act or process of fazooding an ass. Commonly used to define something dumb the AI does in a game.

Barbra: "How could you be such an assfazoodler, Tom!!!"

by SapperDaddy69 December 8, 2016

assfensive

Something so brutally offensive that, when uttered, the asses of everyone within a 10-foot radius shall implode.

Jason: What a cunt weasel.
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!

by WantsToEatOutSaraChong March 29, 2017

Assferg

The shit that gets stuck in your ass hairs when you don’t wipe thoroughly.

I can smell your assferg from here.

by lengcha September 26, 2020

assiez

Assiez is a word used to replace ass, or asshole.

"Lick my assiez Oliver!"

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Assfe

A girl who likes to block every one here and there for attention. She later goes on to unblock them. Also counts her doritos while eating them. Slowly balding due to her constant perms. Eyebrows like an eagle. Soccer fanatic. Bad at money management.

Her: Hi, I'm Assfe!
Him: Your name is Assfe?
Her: Yeah. Assfe with an ass, if you are gonna make fun of me, do it to my face. It hurts me.

by anon27733 November 22, 2021

assfeet

A way to describe a theatrical event that is so boring or intolerable, you wish that feet would grow spontaneously from your ass and involuntarily carry you out of the theater, sparing you from having to make the decision yourself.

My boyfriend dragged me to his favorite Broadway show. Let me tell you, it was total assfeet. If I'd had the guts to just stand up and walk out, I would have.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

assfeet

A way to describe a theatrical event that is so boring or intolerable, you wish that feet would grow spontaneously from your ass and involuntarily carry you out of the theater, sparing you from having to make the decision yourself.

My boyfriend dragged me to his favorite Broadway show. Let me tell you, it was total assfeet. If I'd had the guts to just stand up and leave, I would have.

by anonymous August 18, 2022