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by Dosadosa October 2, 2013
Get the Asseenontvonsale.com mug.An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.
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Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
by coyote123 September 1, 2011
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by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003
Get the asspellet mug.A name belonging to a god among men. Has unparalleled Charisma (Commonly referred to as 'Asheel Charisma') that makes him invincible to getting in trouble. A very charming young man who is loved for his arrogance and traditionally asshole remarks instead of being hated for them. Adored by millions of men and women who worship the ground he walks on. He has the brains to outsmart you with his quick thinking, but he can also injure you with his ability to kick your ass. No one dares to oppose him in battle because everyone will hate that guy. Asheel's always innocent. That's a fact of life. He always wins. That's also a fact of life. He's practically perfect. Once again, it's a fact of life. Also he knows how to get tons of women which gives him the nickname "tittymaster.' There will never be another Asheel. He is a once in a universe type of a guy. #Fact
by 69ingTittymaster February 7, 2015
Get the Asheel mug.n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.
Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.
Steve-o: Asselope.
Steve-o: Asselope.
by da truant July 4, 2006
Get the asselope mug.Aseel is a very attractive women who men would die for. She's a kind and generous person she's also has a great face even modelling agencies would love to work with her although Aseel sounds like a insanely beautiful women she is also very different in her own way she can act very cool sometimes she was also known as a "Rebel" back in high school she even made it in the cheerleading team she was the girl every guy wanted in high school. You might think that she's very easy to date or make out with but no, you were wrong she's not that type of girl instead she's doesn't focus on guys she just tends to focus on her education. She was the Beyonce in her middle school years!
Guy:Hey,Dude I met this girl Aseel and she's like AMAZING!
Friend:Really? wait, are you talking about that sexy chick who is the next "Beyonce"?
Guy:Yeah her I asked her out today she actually said yes!??!?!
Friend:oh..my..GOD!!
Guy:can't wait to go on the date
Friend:I just can't wait what the guys think about you guys dating!
Guy:Anyways dude,I've got to go talk to you later bye
Friend:ok, bye
Friend:Really? wait, are you talking about that sexy chick who is the next "Beyonce"?
Guy:Yeah her I asked her out today she actually said yes!??!?!
Friend:oh..my..GOD!!
Guy:can't wait to go on the date
Friend:I just can't wait what the guys think about you guys dating!
Guy:Anyways dude,I've got to go talk to you later bye
Friend:ok, bye
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