assblowing

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.

1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."

by The Bear45 October 19, 2009

Assbowl

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.

I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.

by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008

assbroccoli

Excessive body hair growing on the gluteal region of males.

Your assbroccoli is truly Guinness-Book-of-World-Records worthy.

by Ragafin April 4, 2003

Assbrown

1. A Hashbrown enjoyed out of the anal cavity.

ex. Yo I got an assbrown from michelle branch, with ketchup nd shit.

by King Jamz May 24, 2006

assbowl

the last hit in the pipe that occasionally gets pulled through into your mouthular cavity - producing a coughing, spitting, near-wretching effect - often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences

Dude, I think there's one more hit in this pipe but it's probably some assbowl

by bonedoggy March 22, 2004

Asscrown

Someone who wears ass on their head like a crown, so they can feel like the king of ass.

What a freakin' asscrown!

by Izelik November 16, 2004

Assbros

Basically friends with benefits, but for homosexual men.

Gay guy 1: So Brad and I are screwing every night now.
Gay guy 2: Are you guys dating?
Gay guy 1: No, he's afraid of commitment. We're just assbros.

by Canopenerdude December 1, 2013