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Assback Gorilla 

Someone who's ass goes half way up their back.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is such an assback gorilla.
Guy 2: I'd have to drink another round before even thinking of touching that.

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014
A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.
asshack by aksival July 3, 2007

Assbasket 

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.
Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.
Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007
Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack
AssJack by Libraryguy March 4, 2010
An object, for example a small firm pillow, placed under a womens ass to elevate her vagina to the best angle for sex.
"Hey honey, lets use the assjack tonight. I want to be sure i hit your G-Spot."
AssJack by rilecat November 17, 2016