assange

Assange (v.) - To cross the wrong people and pay the price.

The informant assanged the Russians; he was later found dead in a bathtub.

by realamurican December 2, 2010

Assange

(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.

The steak was well-assanged.

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath.

"Let's assange our way across the dance floor."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

To engage in coitus using a condom, and to then openly leak into your partner once that condom has broken.

Everything was going well until I was imprudently assanged.

by Dr.Transparent December 15, 2010

Assange

(v). To open a drink.

"Here, let me assange that beer for you."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To function correctly.

"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

assange

1. to assault a person or entity using information
2. to reveal the secrets of a person or entity

Oh, you're breaking up with me? I'm totally going to assange you on Facebook.

by JamponyForever December 3, 2010