Ass wipes

1) another word for toilet paper.
2) a name to call a group of people you hate.

"Shit I need to buy some ass wipes and beer."
"Those guys are ass wipes they took our women."

by Kelly-182 July 6, 2016

Wipes my ass

When someone helps you out/ something good happens.

Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.

by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

asswipe stripe

The stripe (or strip) of hair growing from the bottom of the lip. The cultivated and extended soul patch or D-bag tag that grows down the chin and occasionally underneath it.

Dude, I hope that's food caught in that guy's asswipe stripe.

by General Burns December 9, 2008

asswipes

Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.

It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

asswipes

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.

Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.

by bob December 19, 2002

asswipes

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!

i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D

by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004