Assmosis 

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

Assmosis by Zak May 3, 2003

Assmosis 

The passive transmission of misinformation by speaking out of one's ass.

Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.

Assmosis by JazzMeaner October 9, 2016

Assmosis 

A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.

It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.

Assmosis by co09 April 19, 2006

assmosis 

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

the guy sitting next to you suffers from assmosis

assmosis by Dawna April 15, 2006

assmosis 

When two people engage in anal sex.

(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)

Derived from the word "osmosis."

Okay cowboy, let's go make love on the couch via assmosis.

assmosis by Mark H May 22, 2004

assmosis 

the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"

Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.

assmosis by Serena Peterson January 3, 2009

assmosis 

the gradual or unconscious assimilation of ideas while sitting on one's posterior in a classroom setting

While sitting and listening to the long lecture I seem to have retained much of the content by the process of assmosis.

assmosis by herbybell April 3, 2010