assbelunker

An anal cave explorer. Otherwise known as homosexual, pillow biter, ass cannon loader, friend of dorothy, pole rider etc.

Rod is such an assbelunker. I can't believe he is assbelunking Lance......

by contact May 23, 2004

Assbelongker

In a condinance to Assmaster

One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier

When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;

Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)

Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass

*after someone says something that really pissed you off at the wrong time*

Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!

*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*

Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker

by Adriel J. Longsworth October 14, 2007

assbelunker

To be a belunker of ones ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.

"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."

by Nick The Man December 28, 2005

assmelonker

a person whos ass is way to big for there body

look at that assmelonker over thier.

by mike rouch October 10, 2003

assbehonker

sum one that fucks guys in the ass

Man,your're such a assbehonker,u banged 20 guys

by AC December 26, 2003

assbelonker

actually, this is spelled assbelunker

Mr Brian J Gyrus, "bryguy", or Mr Gyrus

by Qlanth October 31, 2004