ass bandit

An arse bandit. A corn holer. A turd burglar. A peanut butter packer. A flaming faggot. A sissy boy. A girly boy.

Emlyn is an ass bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert. For fun, he corn holes the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

ass bandit

One who pokes ass with his penis. A perpetrator of anal indecency. One who practices sodomy. A homosexual male. A male who enjoys a a good game of ass darts.

Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!

by Poken U. Rarse December 5, 2011

ass bandit

ass bandit
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.

1 if you want to avoid ass bandits, why would come into this bar?
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!

by hb94 September 22, 2009

Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

by Dave F December 11, 2003

Ass bandit

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Ass Bandit

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

by Guy Diesel January 19, 2006

ass-bandit

An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.

Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.

Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.

Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.

Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.

by Danger Brown October 11, 2006