agliophobia

agliophobia is 'the fear of pain'.

'hey.. we're all gettin tattoos you comin?'
'hell nah, i have agliophobia.'

by hiddenpanther19 December 21, 2007

Aliphobic

When people decline/hate on anyone named "Ali" or "Alisa"

Person 1: Ali is such a bitch
Person 2: You are just being Aliphobic
Person 1: Yeah i guess you are right

by xBlankface April 13, 2017

assophobia

the feeling of looking at 160 asses attached to one being.

the moment i saw the damn thing , my assophobia kicked in

by banana dude November 2, 2019

Aliphobic

Discrimination against people names ali

dude one: bro ali is so ugly

dude two: that’s aliphobic

by xxalicakexx July 29, 2021

aulophobia

A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia

"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

agriphobia

Fear of farming.

After kids catch the agriphobia, you can't keep 'em down on the farm.

by RayW December 28, 2008

Altphobia

A state of paranoia reached in online gaming where a person has become so self conscious about their own gaming abilities that they begin to accuse more skilled players of making secret alternate accounts and refuse to accept that the rest of the players are just getting better.

“Hey man, it’s like you have altphobia, don’t get your pants in a bunch, they’re just better than you.”

by Ch3ckm4te June 22, 2020