I don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 6, 2020

Asking nicely

beating the crap out of someone until they give you want you want.

He was asking nicely for the salt, the end result was horrifying.

by O_O ****** March 8, 2010

Are you asking me out?

Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.

This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.

Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"

Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?

by K_Lizzle December 1, 2006

Asking Alexandria

Asking Alexandria are an English Post Hardcore band from York, North Yorkshire, formed in 2008. Founded when rhythm guitarist Ben Bruce contacted old friends after moving back from Dubai, the current line-up consists of Bruce, vocalist Danny Worsnop, lead guitarist Cameron Liddell, bass guitarist Sam Bettley and drummer James Cassells.

In 2009 they released there sophomore album Stand Up And Scream followed be a tour with Madina Lake and Alesana. There very good, still very unknown. My favorite song by them right now is A Single Moment Of Sincerity. Within the first 15 seconds your wrapped up in the screams and the amazing lyrics. They are worth your time to listen too. The bands they best relate to are The Devil Wears Prada and Bring Me The Horizon for there screams/lyrics.

person 1: DUDE! did you get the new asking alexandria album Stand Up And Scream?

person 2: yea its so epic.

one: yea! its like bring me the horizon, the devil wears prada and enter shikari had a baby!

by thatchickfromthatconcert. January 1, 2010

Asking for a friend

Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.

Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

asking someone out

ask your crush to go on a date with you

I heard Tim asking someone out on Monday, and that person is his crush.

by Kpop4ever4ever October 28, 2017

Asking answers

A term used when someone asks a question with an obvious answer.

Zack: Hey, man! Are you going to the party tonight?

Georgi: Bruh, you're asking answers. Of course I'll be there!

by MagikarpTheMighty November 25, 2016