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Alanitus

1) famous dictator in 300 B.C. that led the Swag Revolution in the underskirts of Africa against the Bloods that resulted in ending slavery and the later assassination of that one chick from that one movie.

2) common STD, though uncommonly admitted, where one's urine comes out in a pink, milky jet-stream followed by a raging headache and the urge to #Twerk like Adalia Rose. In rare occurences the testes take shape of a bleached raisin.
1) "Alanitus began to neuter all the African children with spoons in hopes that they would one day become allies against the Bloods."

2) Alan- "Dude, I wanna twerk so bad... and my pee has been spewing out like expired pink lemonade lately"

Bree- "Sounds like alanitus... I caught that back when I was in jail for teabagging that paralyzed midget. You should see a doctor"
by BigBootyBree April 1, 2013
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Asianitis

When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.

Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.
Person 1: *hits head on door*

AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis, dude...
by Adeladaine May 13, 2009
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astranitus

The common disease of having physical and emotional attraction to assholes who constantly screw you over
marg: "why is she dating him!?"
tim: "she has astranitus"
by bad biaaa May 28, 2012
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Asianitis

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.
I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.
by πππππ October 3, 2011
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Asianidus B!

Adjective - When one self is half Asian AND half black and is active in a skateboarding community.
YO look at that kid he is Asianidus B!
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Asianitis

Inflammation of the Asian

If you are Asian, you are probably Asianitic
Mohammed: Noor really couldn't read the texts in the book when the professor asked him today..

Ahmed: Yeah, just suffers from Asianitis
by Tito. November 23, 2021
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asianitas

The phillipines got hella asianitas!
by DivineEntity March 23, 2024
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