Asianitis

When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.

Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.

Person 1: *hits head on door*

AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis, dude...

by Adeladaine May 13, 2009

Asianfishing

A person who dress up or undergoing cosmetic surgery to look like an Asian person, they usally want to be look like Korean and Japanese. This is largely due to their obsession to one of their favorite Kpop/Jpop band/music idols.

Oli London is asianfishing y'all! Let's cancel him.

by TonyIkuoKim November 12, 2021

Asianitis

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.

I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.

by πππππ October 3, 2011

Asianification

Giving any Non-Asian object Asianlike qualities

Asianification is a literary form ex.

Tommy is such a Gook!

asuming that tommy is not asian

by Joe "The Koz" February 4, 2005

alianific

Looking like a complete morphic creature

A hot girl with no hair.
This gorl looks alianific.

by buddy1 January 7, 2008

Asianitis

Inflammation of the Asian

If you are Asian, you are probably Asianitic

Mohammed: Noor really couldn't read the texts in the book when the professor asked him today..

Ahmed: Yeah, just suffers from Asianitis

by Tito. November 23, 2021