Located on the outskirt of London is questionably the best town in the whole of the uk. Home to a legend (S.J.Chapple). The town attracts tourist from all continents and is frequently visited by screaming girls demanding autographs, photographs and dates. Full of chavs.
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A school in a small town in Alabama where your brother is also your father. A place where everyone knows everyone way to well. Most people think they're better than everyone else when they're not. But not to fear, some of the better people are stoners. But I fit in with that crowd way to well.
Person 1. "Have you ever heard of Ashford high school?"
Person2. "You mean trashford? Cuz I wouldn't wanna be there."
Person2. "You mean trashford? Cuz I wouldn't wanna be there."
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