Ashford 

Located on the outskirt of London is questionably the best town in the whole of the uk. Home to a legend (S.J.Chapple). The town attracts tourist from all continents and is frequently visited by screaming girls demanding autographs, photographs and dates. Full of chavs.

Let's go to Ashford to visit S.J.Chapple

Ashford by lonely-hearts May 17, 2011

Ashford & Simpson 

To be "Solid" or "Solid As A Rock" (a song made famous by Husband & Wife duo Ashford & Simpson)...

When a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing boner ever. Can sometimes feel like the penis is literally going to crack and shatter. Can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in ejaculation) or immediately after, using a cock ring.

Girl: Ooh baby, do you like the way I'm rubbing your cock between my big-ass titties all covered in hot oil, stroking your balls and playing with a dildo in my ass so you can fuck me all while we're watching lesbian porn?

Guy: Are you kidding baby? I'm totally Ashford & Simpson right now.

Ashford & Simpson by Omn1scientist November 26, 2010

ashford high school

A school in a small town in Alabama where your brother is also your father. A place where everyone knows everyone way to well. Most people think they're better than everyone else when they're not. But not to fear, some of the better people are stoners. But I fit in with that crowd way to well.

Person 1. "Have you ever heard of Ashford high school?"
Person2. "You mean trashford? Cuz I wouldn't wanna be there."

ashford high school by Ya stoner girl October 24, 2017

Alfred Ashford 

A very freaky character from Resident Evil Code: Veronica who dresses up as a girl and has a very high pitched voice.

"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"

Alfred Ashford by Jon Doe April 10, 2004

Mrs Ashford 

A woman that normally teaches English, who looks like she just got done injecting heroin and snorting 7 lines of cocaine.

Mrs Ashford smells like a poopy vagina.

Mrs Ashford by dickgaptb November 2, 2013

Dirty Ashford

Burning down an orphanage, fucking the ashes, and doing the fortnite default dance on the ashes

I’m gonna dirty do a Dirty Ashford on that orphanage over there.

Dirty Ashford by Dirty Ashford March 26, 2022

Alfred ashford 

A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.

Claire Redfield: Oh noes! Look at that freak.

Alfred ashford by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah August 25, 2005