Artie

When some redneck country sounding person says the word "alrighty", it sounds a lot like "artie".

"Can you grab some pork n beans for me at the store?"
"Artie."

by ohyesuare April 3, 2017

Artie Lange

Take two parts comedy, mix in one part tragedy then add devil dogs and jack and water and you have Artie Lange. He gives the Stern show it's everyman appeal with his love of sports, gambling and drinking. Artie an actor and comedian who shines in his new FCC free surroundings at Sirius. He doesn't need to curse to be funny but it doesn't hurt either. His on air screaming matches with Crazy Alice and Beetlejuice are comedy gold. Artie makes everyone on the show better when he is on and when he is gone to shoot films or do a guest shot on Entourage the show is missing that spark. He recently signed a development deal with Fox, if he gets a show his Stern days will probably be numbered. All I can say is that he is a addictive fat guy with a heart of gold and a liver of a 98 year old.

Artie Lange described former female wrestler Chyna Doll's genitalia as a clitcock or a clock.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 24, 2006

arsiem

A group of underage friends getting together in a heavily wooded area to participate in the use of illegal narcotics, substance abuse, and listening to loud music. This usually involves a fire, guns, trucks and/or bikes.

That arsiem last night was ridiculous, can't wait for next time!

by arseeem February 9, 2010

Artsem

A bot that only exists when you see him In person, when he isn't with you he is not real. Smokes weed on Goat Hill everyday and sends you snap vids of him chucking massive clouds. Always drinks too much. you know he is going to throw up because he turns green and disappears for a while. and then he sleeps on a concrete floor with the sleeping bag he has with him at all times. Sells digital clocks he buys from Asia. says "so aids" and "so Cancer"

girl: who is that bot smoking weed on Goat hill
girl 2: thats Artsem he is not real

Artsem: So aids

by Bot Artsem June 20, 2020

Artie

lady magnet, massive cock. everyone wants a lick of his 11 inch dick. he is sexy and will violate u in the best way.

artie is so hot

by master oregano February 16, 2021

Artie Doss

Troll King of Lanphier High School Be careful, If he spots you with a phone out or earbuds in, the consequences are great. Your items will be confiscated, and you may get In house.

Aaron : "Goddamnit, Dr.Doss came and took my phone and earbuds!"
Jamie : "Your fault, kind of had it coming to you
Aaron : "He Artie Dossed me!

by grandest of autismo April 15, 2019

artie

The strongest man in the world. Pete Wrigly, the younger's, personal super hero. He lives in a porta-john and has super strength. He sees to it that all in the world is "Pipe!"

Favorite lines include:

Well call me a truck and slap me 'till Wednesday.

I do not think you can catch me for I am super freaky.

and...

Come my little viking.

by Chelle December 27, 2003