Bro Code Article 223

"One bro shall never attempt to remove or rob another bro of his beard or facial hair growth"

Bro 1 "Hey, lets shave Derek's Beard!"
Bro 2 "No way man, that violates bro code article 223, do it and you are no longer a bro"

by BeardLord April 20, 2015

Article 13

The great depression with a twist

OOf for article 13

by ttv.bounzl April 1, 2019

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

by josefiend July 9, 2011

Artichokie

A baby artichoke. Much cuter that the full-grown adult size.

Okie Dokie Artichokie

by Mikroula January 12, 2010

Article 13

The death of YouTubers.

Article 13 is gonna ruin YouTube and its followers cause if its new stupid laws that can kill a person

by Alien Weed April 10, 2019

Article 26

An imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees.

The clear language of Article 26 allows him to bump anyone from their day off, regardless of any other policies in place.

While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.

by Doctorsnote November 17, 2016