artifact

An item or object.
used in various fantasy settings to portray objects that have some sort of magical power or innert ability.

"this crown of the deep artifact gives me +4 to charisma"

"frodo,we must destroy this artifact for the good ofmiddle earth"

by misko September 3, 2007

artifact

That Game Valve Made That Nobody Asked For

Cody:Have You Heard About That Game Artifact
James:Dont Fucking Talk About That Game

by 0)_(0 September 4, 2017

artifaction

1. Appearance
2. Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.

Kiko: The artifaction for this fall will be...this 1700s Kabuto Samurai Hat
Fashion guru: So garish!
Kiko: Quiet!

by Kiko July 18, 2004

Roger that artifact

Another phrase for Ok Boomer
Synonyms: Ok Boomer, That's fun ancient one, of corpse

Mom: dinner is ready.
Son: roger that artifact

by zoomernumberone December 2, 2019

artifact

A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.

The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact

by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008

Indian artifact

A discarded liquor bottle.

"The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"

by McCooligan July 24, 2009

Mexican Artifacts

Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.

Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails

by Zorloc March 24, 2009