Arsclan

Arsclan is the gaming branch of the Internet Forum Arstechnica.com.

Arsclan is not a clan, but a gaming community.

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

assalanche

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.

Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.

by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007

Ardalan

Often one of the most talented people in the world. He walks with refinement and loves sensitively with his entire heart. His touch is affectionate, and although sometimes too mellow for words, you can always stare into his deep kind eyes, and find out exactly what he is thinking.

I jumped into the arms of Ardalan and suddenly the world seemed whole again.

by Jilleybean November 9, 2010

amir arsalan

A handsome guy called Amir Arsalan , who has a good sence of humer .
He's a funny , cool person.

And has a awsome lady.
But some times he can be a pain in the BACK and loveable in the same time

Amir Arsalan is the coolest!

by Gk! January 24, 2018

AKSALA

The most amazing wealth management experience ever created.

I opened my monthly statement and was completely AKSALA!

by Aurora B September 27, 2018

arselash

1) when a male is lashed across the buttocks by another male

2) can be used as a spontaneous word to express anger

1) "so i went to this gaybar the other night and ended up getting totally arselashed..i couldnt sit down for hours"

2) "oh arselash, its never going to stop raining"

by joe and leanne January 22, 2008

Arsclan

User friendly gaming server, forums and most importantly, community.

Sw!ft: Hey, whats up? Want to go play CS?

Jokyr: Sure, wanna play in Ars?
Sw!ft: No doubt

by Anonymous March 16, 2003