seeking arrangement

A sugar daddy website

So I’m seeking arrangement behind my husband back

by Tgizzy November 11, 2019

arrangement

A preemptive plan in which a closet gay purposely marries a woman in order to create a veil of heterosexuality. In well-planned arrangements, the wife of the closet gay is well aware of her husband's sexual needs and satisfies her own accordingly as the husband does the same, all in secret. Arrangements are prompted by familial, religious, or cultural pressures that look down on homosexuality. See wonky.

Note: marriages in which men come out of the closet and separate from their wives are NOT arrangements.

Jay: Bro, I think my parents are going to find out I'm gay and disown me.
Rob: No, dude! You can be happy in the closet and keep your parents in the dark. Just get an arrangement with that skank Jessica!

by farshed kerpal June 7, 2010

Arraignment

Booking, and initial bail phases of the criminal process, the first stage of courtroom-based proceedings taking place after the arrest. The criminal charge will be stated and the decision to grant bail will be made at this juncture.

Simon: When should I arrive at the court house?
Octavia: The arraignment will be held this Tuesday evening, at 1:00.

by negativecr33p December 9, 2017

Edible Arrangements

Edible Weed. Slang for pot infused food

Bro, did you bring the edible arrangements? -Jack
Nah, dude, I was caught baking them. -John

by Crimson Ryoka April 27, 2015

Penile Arrangement

The size, shape and overall appearance of male genitals to include penis, testicles, scrotum and pubes

Jake showed us his penile arrangement at the cabin and praise Jesus I didn't see anything past his untamed pubes

by i5racer August 4, 2010

Arrangementship

A hybrid of Arrangement and Relationship. When an adult couple agree to only have sex without the headaches of a full blown relationship.

My Arrangementship with x&%$tine ended last week.

by Billy London January 4, 2008

staycation arrangement

A temporary furniture arrangement, especially in a less efficient though more fresh and novel fashion, whose arrangers fully intend on rearranging back to the original format after short-term display.

Derives from the fact that such a furniture setup is fun to visit, but is not ideal to live with for long; being in the home, it is properly coined the "staycation" arrangement.

Our couch is in the middle of the room diagonally because it's in our staycation arrangement.

by HefeBoss October 4, 2016