defined a huge dousche bag. often steels peoples girls. flexes a lot, usually adopted, LOVES ugly girls, impresses ANY girl regardless of unattractiveness, makes terrible jokes,lies a shit load, wears a bluetooth while biking in own neighborhood, trys to but cant smoke weed, uses hyperboles on self.
TIMES USED
Dude ur being a huge acock.
I can not believe you just hit your own mother... Fucking acock
WHAT AN ACOCK WOULD SAY
acock-Hey man you wanna comeover and check out my cars?
guy- sure how many cars do u have?
acock- a bunch man!
guy- how many?
acock-...2
an acock sees a plate of food
acock-- thats fucking beautiful... but not as much as insert uggo here
guy accidently bumps into an acock at a grocery store
guy- dude sorry I didnt mean to
acock- god damn it! watch where ur fucking you dick!
an acocks mom calls him and tells him to go home while the acock is at a party with uggos
mom- hey honey, you need to go home its late
acock- can i have a ride ho
mom- dont call me that and yeah you can
acock- nah fuck it bitch!!! ima run home!
mom- watch ur language! im telling ur father
acock- (rips off shirt) u gott catch me!
Dude ur being a huge acock.
I can not believe you just hit your own mother... Fucking acock
WHAT AN ACOCK WOULD SAY
acock-Hey man you wanna comeover and check out my cars?
guy- sure how many cars do u have?
acock- a bunch man!
guy- how many?
acock-...2
an acock sees a plate of food
acock-- thats fucking beautiful... but not as much as insert uggo here
guy accidently bumps into an acock at a grocery store
guy- dude sorry I didnt mean to
acock- god damn it! watch where ur fucking you dick!
an acocks mom calls him and tells him to go home while the acock is at a party with uggos
mom- hey honey, you need to go home its late
acock- can i have a ride ho
mom- dont call me that and yeah you can
acock- nah fuck it bitch!!! ima run home!
mom- watch ur language! im telling ur father
acock- (rips off shirt) u gott catch me!
by solly94 May 23, 2010
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2. (verb) To be kickin ass and layin your pimperish mack game down on some hefty fine bitches
2. (verb) To be kickin ass and layin your pimperish mack game down on some hefty fine bitches
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B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.
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A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.
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Get the hide under a rock mug.It is to be a person who lives in isolation from and has limited knowledge of what is happening in the world around them. Used to describe an ignorant or obtuse person. Usually someone who lives in the basement of their mothers house.
Someone who spends too much time playing Farmville on Facebook.
Often someone glued to their television or computer screen.
Usually brought up when someone makes a comment about a big movie that they have recently seen where the other person is oblivious to said movie.
Someone who lives in their basement and only comes out for special occasions.
"You've never heard of Obama? Where have you been for the last couple of years... living under a rock?"
"Unless you've been living under a rock, you'd know about..."
"You need to get out from under that rock you've been living under!"
"Wait... you don't know about that? Are you stupid!?"
"No, I have just been living under a rock recently."
"Who is our president"
"Are you serious!? Do you live under a rock?
Often someone glued to their television or computer screen.
Usually brought up when someone makes a comment about a big movie that they have recently seen where the other person is oblivious to said movie.
Someone who lives in their basement and only comes out for special occasions.
"You've never heard of Obama? Where have you been for the last couple of years... living under a rock?"
"Unless you've been living under a rock, you'd know about..."
"You need to get out from under that rock you've been living under!"
"Wait... you don't know about that? Are you stupid!?"
"No, I have just been living under a rock recently."
"Who is our president"
"Are you serious!? Do you live under a rock?
by Tomas and Em December 27, 2010
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