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Armstrong's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, it states that the longer a conversation about a foreign country continues, the higher the chance an American will bring up the moon landing.
"He's one small step away from Armstrong's Law."
by OHNOTHEYRECOMING December 16, 2015
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Senator Armstrong

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE July 20, 2022
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Steven Armstrong

Refers to anyone who's very muscular, manly, has good ideals, and wants to run for president but failed. Some of these people can predict future memes and quotes, like President Trump's "Make America Great Again". If lucky, these people can become meme's themselves! But these people absolutely hate people named "Jack" for their own reasons.

Can also be used as an alias or codename for someone manly
I heard the a "Steven Armstrong" is running for president!

Whoa, your boyfriend is such a "Steven Armstrong!"
Nanomachines, son!
by Therealexcelsus December 29, 2017
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Louis Armstrong

by Wiggity Wack March 11, 2004
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arbitron

an arbitrary unit of measure, often used as a joke.
I am 467 arbitrons better than you at stuff.
by roboatse August 6, 2008
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trace armstrong

the biggest man hoe at maconaquah. idk how to because he has the smallest dick in the whole world.i've seen babies with cock bigger than traces pp. im so glad trace hit puberty or sum because he would be getting to look like corey guinan. also trace has dated the biggest hoe more times than i could could (LF)
trace armstrong fucked my bitch with a tiny dick
by justgotdonefuckinyourbitch69 February 22, 2019
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Steering by Armstrong

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.
I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.
by virtualMe January 31, 2009
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