armature

A word used when one cannot spell "amateur".

Eg. Denver: Those guys are armatures, they can't jack off, blow niggas and give midgets handjobs simultaneously like I do.
Dallas: Yeah maynne, they is armatures.

by GoatVomit January 23, 2014

Dirty Armati

When you maul your partners butthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. Often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown

John: I heard that she didn't want to have sex
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati

by The Dirty Armati June 30, 2010

amaterialistic

Holding materialism and conspicuous consumption in very low regard. Pronounced "A-materialistic", like "asexual". Because "antimaterialism" was taken (it means something religious).

Doug - There are plenty of great women out there, but I just can't take a woman seriously if I see she has Coach shoes, or if she has Prada or D&G sunglasses.

Walter - Pussy is pussy, dude.

Doug - I know, I'm just amaterialistic.

by malarky2020 October 1, 2009

Amateur Hour

Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateaur manner.

My mom forgot the pickles and mayo on my sammich! What is this, amateur hour?

by JakeStar September 2, 2005

Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

by The true July 11, 2021

armstead

The most amazing name for a man. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life he loves to be outside and hang out with friends. He is a Greek God

Kaylee: Hey who's that cool guy everyone's taking about?

Boy: oh that's Armstead

by Nxx0ne December 20, 2016

worms armageddon

The best Worms game in the series, available for PS, N64, and PC.

"Yeah, yeah you may have kicked my ass in couter strike, but I'll own you in Worms Armageddon!"

by Herbie Hancock June 30, 2004