Floss Archer

One that flosses in public without concern for where the projectiles land.

Waitress 1: I just cleaned that window. How did it get so splotched up?
Waitress 2: ...the floss archer over there. He got me in the eye when I refreshed his coffee.

by goose_on_a_roof August 9, 2021

Pillars of Archer

The Pillars are:

1) Keeping it real
2) Any hole's a goal
3) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there is a honey in the middle)

The Pillars of Archer are three rules to live your life by

by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Archbishop of Lashbury

Someone who sets out the rules for getting lashed. Also someone who is a lash leader and makes other people drink vast amounts of alcohol.

famous quotes:

The night before your presentation is due is the best night for getting lashed - Archbishop of Lashbury

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy - Archbishop of Lashbury during his visit to Rome

Michael has been non-stop on the lash for the last few days. I think it's high time we ordained him Archbishop of Lashbury.

- How do you play this drinking game?
- I don't remember, but ask the Archbishop of Lashbury. He will know.

by St_Andrews_Uni_Student May 7, 2011

i use arch btw

The sole phrase that makes many n00b Linux users install Arch onto their systems, except they make a mistake in partitioning and their system gets cucked.

"What distro do you use?"
"Oh, i use Mi-"
"Oh that is for babies, i use arch btw"

by nummerGDD June 12, 2019

ArchyBot

Former Owner of the Minecraft competitive PvP server known as Badlion. Likes being shit on, and then eating it.

I just got ArchyBotted on! Next time play on Lunar.gg

ArchyBot wanted to have sex with an underage girl! Including him eating her shit!

by J.D.V.G April 9, 2019

Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky

A 90s guy still rockin' a mullet. The high school quarterback from 1993 that just can't let the past go. Hasnt had his hair above his shoulders since junior high.

Holy crap I saw Brad at the grocery store and he was buying Combos and Mountain Dew and still had the mullett!! Talk about trapped in the 90s! What an Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky!

by Alex in East Los Angeles August 21, 2020

Sterling Archer

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".

Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.

Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.

by The Danger Zone August 8, 2012