arachnophobia

The fear of spiders. That a little spider, even though they are helping kill other insects and would never harm you, will somehow eat you alive with its little fangs, or release a spine tingling venom into your bloodstream making you into a spiderman or spiderwoman that shoots butt floss out of its wrists and swings throughout the city protecting people from evil.

Girl: AHHHH! A SPIDER!!! KILL IT!!!!
Boy: Why? it's not really doing anything.. plus i don't really want to get up..
Girl: You don't understand!!!! i have ARACHNOPHOBIA.
Boy: OH, okay let me take off my shoe..

by STS1802 April 17, 2011

racknaphobia

specifically to dMO, but also refers to the fear of male breasts; the rack.

Dan gives racknaphobia to me on the regular.

by mattm89 April 4, 2009

Aracknophobia

Fear of large breasted women. (Not to be confused with Arachnophobia, fear of spiders)

Jason: Check out the tits on that blonde over there! you shud go talk to her!

Neal: I cant dude, I suffer from aracknophobia

Jason: Either that or your just gay

by itaub1 July 14, 2009

Arachnaphobia

Arachnophobia is the irrational fear of spiders and other arachnids that will cause Jonathan to scream, cry, have emotional outbursts, experience trouble breathing, sweat, have heart palpitations, or even faint when he comes into contact with spiders, or finds himself in an area near spiders or their webs.

When the spider surprised Jonathan at his desk, his extreme Arachnaphobia caused him to soil his undergarments.

by TheCleanerPDX June 4, 2018

Arachnophobia

Arachnophobia , is something absolute pussies make up so when they get scared of something more than a thousandth smaller than them they don't look stupid.

Ben: Oh look, there's a spider.
Dick: Oh no! Get the little twat away, I've got arachnophobia!!!!
Ben: Idiot.

(Ben picks up spider and puts it on Dick)

by lololwords12 April 22, 2014

Aragnaphobia

The fear of getting the bad luck of a certain man named Anthony Arana. Bro his luck is so bad he’s been taken out of a lunch period before could even sit down, he’s gotten arrested for making a school shooting joke “Ay foo when I give you the signal run.”, and got his ass beat at a family reunion, scammed out of thousands of dollars in California and been robbed numerous times. Mans has even thrown punches and hurt himself more than the other person! How does that happen?!?!

Man, I’m just so aragnaphobia. If I ever gain this man’s bad luck, I would literally give up on life.

by Tokio Nakahara December 19, 2021

Arachnophobia

noun
1. Arachnophobia is a phobia for a fear of spiders.

noun
2. Arachnophobia is a comedy/horror movie that was released in 1990, it is rated PG-13, so only ages 13+ can watch it.

Did you watch Arachnophobia?

I took a arachnophobia test and sadly I got a positive.

by ToolifyStudios October 20, 2022