Apron

An obese rust player, that has homosexual rizz.

He looks like an apron.
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by average man11 September 9, 2023

Apron belly

An Apron belly is when you become so immensely overweight, that your stomache hangs over your pants, or shorts, or whatever you're wearing looks sort of like an apron.

Ew, that mans apron belly is so big, he doesn't need a napkin!

by Chris Harper May 30, 2006

Apron boi

Destined to be wif Jarienne :D

Whenever Jarienne’s in trouble, apron boi would always be there :D

by Didn’tBreakMyPromiseSir May 10, 2021

apron up

The condition of being pregnant. Similar to "wearing (one's) apron high." Presumably refers to the bulge under the apron.

"I wouldn't have expected such a high moral tone from a woman apron up and not married.

by anonymous November 21, 2022

Blue Apron

A food delivery service that deals almost exclusively in raisins, almonds, and vinegar. If it’s not sour and crunchy, it’s not Blue Apron.

Look at your hand? Nothing in it? Well, look at your other hand. You may be surprised to find $10 dollars in this hand. What to do? What to do? If you’re feeling hungry, you may be in luck because that $10 dollars can go a long way toward your next meal of choice. Heck, you can head on down to the local Qdoba and nom nom through a delicious double steak bowl with a side of chips and queso with 10 whole dollars. No one would knock you for making that choice, but you have another choice. You could choose to take that 10 dollars and have a combination of raisins, almonds, and vinegar delivered right to your door as many times a week as your little heart desires! This way you can take it upon yourself to cook up a nice, sour, grool after having spent that last 12 hours in the miserable hell hole you call a job. Blue Apron is the perfect excuse to don an apron, sharpen up those knives you got 10 years ago at your wedding, and dirty up every pot and pan in the house.

Here’s some excellent Blue Apron recipes:
1. Raisin and almond patties with a nice vinegar dipping sauce.
2. Raisin and almonds frozen in vinegar ice cubes to chill a nice glass of straight vinegar.
3. Raisin and almond kabobs(toothpicks not provided) grilled with a vinegar glaze.
4. Raisin/almond shooters with a vinegar base.

by Darren Besert October 26, 2017

naked apron

It is an outfit where the only thing worn is an apron. It can be worn with other forms of apparel such as socks, stockings, or panties. Any form of shirts, bras, and pants are not allowed.

It is preferred if a sexy women wore this.

Kumagawa's dream was for every girl to wear nothing but a naked apron. It has yet to be achieved.

by Randomzooanimal December 9, 2012

cut the apron strings

breaking free from dependency on another person

Once I graduated from college, my mom had to cut the apron strings. she would no longer enable me. Tough love, you know.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014