Apollo 13

The act of penis insertion post space docking

Bob pinched a loaf into my cootch then proceeded to pack the fudge within inches of my cervix. he called it an "apollo 13"

by brian duclos April 27, 2010

Apollo 13

Moments before an accidental Moon landing you fart releasing unexpected gases that change your original trajectory. Upon new trajectory you notice how close you were to a moon landing and jury-rig things out of your gym bag to get yourself out of the situation as fast as possible.

I was bending over in the locker room but I farted and stood back up. When I stood up I noticed the guy behind me had his Charlie Browns all in my face. So I grabbed my water bottle and a sock out of my gym bag and walked to the sink like I was fucking Macgyver and pulled an Apollo 13.

by WisconsinBenjamin February 24, 2012

Apollo 13

A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."

That girl was so nasty, she let me Apollo 13 her ass and then just fell asleep.

by Bobby Business August 7, 2011

Apollo 13 luck

Used to describe an unfortunate event which could have been far worse

in its outcome and therefore actually lucky.

That tornado tore off part of your roof but did not destroy your house and nobody was injured. Apollo 13 luck!

by Lamoid F. LLurbybabbin June 24, 2021

Apollo 13 moment

An apollo 13 moment is when something so awesome happens that the only way to express your joy is to yell "wooo hooo" like Jack Swigert does after he learns of his mission.

After i got my license i had an Apollo 13 moment.

by ray kroc March 26, 2010

Apollo 13

Is the act of one man shitting into another mans asshole

George Bush like to Apollo 13 Osama Bin Laden, when they have sex.

by Depot D-Bag April 13, 2008

Apollo 13

A.k.a The Reverse Blitzkrieg.
Where the male or female runs around the room then runs straight at their partner, dick or strap-on brandished, then proceeds to fuck their ass brutally

You into space baby? Because I’ll show you the Apollo 13

by Your’e Mom May 6, 2018