Apocolashed

To consume copious amounts of alcohol on a night out resulting in a comatose state before 12 midnight.

Alright hombre, good night out?

Ah mate, don't. I got absolutely apocolashed.

by THE best man. April 30, 2009

Apocalyshits

A combination of the two terms apocalypse and bullshit.

Apocalyshits refer to all of the so-called "end of the worlds" that were supposed to have happened, but simply turned out to be bullshit.

Hence, apocalyshits.

2800 b.c., 634 b.c., 389 b.c., the 1st century, c.a. 70, the 2nd century, 247, 365, 380, the late 4th century, 500, April 6th, 793, 800, 992, 1000, 1184, 1260, 1306, 1370, February 14, 1420, 1496, c.a. 1504, 1525, April 5, 1534, 1600, 1648, 1694, 1700, 1757, October 14, 1804, August 7, 1847, 1972, 1981, June 28, 1981, September 30, 1989, October 7, 1994, November 17, 1997, 2000, January 16, 2000, February 12, 2006, April 6, 2008, AND May 21, 2011 are only a few of the many, MANY APOCALYSHITS.

I will be laughing my ass off on December 22, 2012. ;D

by JSTK October 14, 2011

Apocalyshit

The worst shit you can imagine.

Bill: I blew up on the toilet, it was an apocalyshit.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

apocalihpselite

apocalihpselite is a male who has with girls and makes them pregnant, and proceeds to never come back

apocalihpselite had sex with her and never came back

by PewPewshots August 30, 2017

The Apocalfish

It's whats swims around in my right nut.

(As defined by R. Lopez)

The Apocalfish is an angry fish that resembles a betta with muscular biceps.

by rcmpseudonym January 7, 2011

Apocalists

A crazed organisation thats trying to destroy civilasation and society just to start "it" all over again. Reasonin´ with things like "humanity is The enemy" or "The Game of humanity went bad, time to press the reset button".
are making plans to disturb the world market, "Erase electricity" and melt the solar caps etc..

WTF... the apocalists are here,,,let´s join..

by h00rj March 26, 2003

apocalapathy

From "apocalypse" + "apathy". The feeling of stressed out resignation when faced with the impending collapse of life on planet earth. It would require drastically different social conditions/norms/institutions to resolve the problem than the ones currently on hand. You know collapse is coming and can't do anything about it without some really hard work - which you don't really want to attempt to do because you feel it's futile anyway.

I just read that global warming will cause earth to become uninhabitable by most bacteria within our lifetime. I can really feel the apocalapathy setting in.

by J'swhey July 6, 2014