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assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.
Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.
by Classik March 20, 2003
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Assmonger

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'
son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.
by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003
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Cuntwhore Rapemonger

Rapemonger:

Very much like warmonger

A person who deliberately has sex with someone, regrets it afterwords and later claims it was rape to avoid admitting to sex or save another relationship or self image.

CuntWhore:

A female that people consider a slutcunt or whore who does things deliberately for attention or to make themselves look good regardless of how much it will hurt other people.
Megan cheated on her Boyfriend Jason, and now instead of admitting that she had sex with another man she is saying that she was raped.... Megan is such a Cuntwhore Rapemonger!

"Dude did you hear about that Cuntwhore Rapemonger Sadie? Apparently she went around saying she was raped by this guy and she hasn't even ever had sex... jesus what is wrong with women these days."
by MoistNIgger August 30, 2016
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arsemonger

noun,1. meaning a person mainly a man who enjoys to off his rectum for sale from place to place.
2. A person(man) who enjoys to eat or ingage in sexual activities involving the anus of another person(also mainly a man)
"look at that prat over there!" "yeah what an arsemonger"
"Tom Cruise is such an arsemonger"
by colin dunning September 25, 2007
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Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.
"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."
by Brett May 2, 2003
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assmonger

A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.
Lick her clit you assmonger!
by fuckpshitscockp January 15, 2007
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assmonger

Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.
"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"
by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006
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