ape

the ugliest guy in a group of guys who one girl (the wingman) always unfortunately gets stuck with and ends up hooking up with because everyone else is hooking up and it's awkward

girl 1: ohhh look at that guy, he's wicked hot
girl 2: but look at that APE with him... you know I'M gonna get stuck with him!!!
girl 1: no you won't, don't worry...
girl 2: it always happens! THEY FIND ME
girl 1: sorry dude, it's your job

by dan bonding August 14, 2006

ape

You, me, anyone able to read this. An ape is anyone in the superfamily Hominoidea, including the family Hominidae (great apes), which is made up of Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Orangutans, and Humans. Not just black humans, but white, asian, hispanic, and any other type of human being.

Calling a human (regaurdless of his color) an ape is no different than calling a tiger a cat.

1. Hi, I'm able to process complex thought, therefore I am an ape.
2. I can use tools and recognize myself in the mirror, I must be an ape.
3. John: "You are an ape!"
Steve: "You too man!"
*high five*

by Beastin October 27, 2006

ape

a wild ape who should go back to calgary zoo and you know who are you gorilla

look theres that ape who went missing from calgary zoo mommy billy run he will hurt you

by kitten and cats 123455 January 10, 2018

ape

Someone who acts in unhuman ways such as yelling or screaming a lot or thinking they are above everyone else. Apes also do not have fully developed brains and act out of hand much of the time.

Bro do you see joey over there
Yeah he’s acting like such an ape

by anonfolk April 13, 2018

ape

*Another term for a gorilla.

*A racist slur toward a black person (because of the physical similarities between black people and monkeys).

*A term referring to a person who lacks intelligence.

"Donkey Kong is an ape."

"Don't call a black person an ape please...."

"C'mon you dumb apes! We gotta get goin' before New York's Finest catches up!"
"What the hell're you waitin' for ya apes?! Kill him!"

by Dave May 19, 2004

ape

primative form of the black man
(jamals grandmother)

"they made changes at the zoo yesterday the black people and the apes now share the same cage....i even saw one of them niggas muchin on a feces sandwich"

by mike and dave!! February 24, 2005

Ape

An Ape, also known as a “smoothbrain” is an individual who knows nothing else other than Buy/HODL. This is his code. He does not play into FUD but instead cracks open a new box of crayons for an afternoon snack. Trying to fight against an Ape is futile as Apes of this class tend to stand together in massive numbers. They are often seen trading hard earned bananas for stonks and a possibility of earning tendies in return. They don’t know when the tendies will come however and this is why HODL. Their overall unwillingness to sell, despite shill attacks, hedgie threats, and mainstream media FUD has earned them the title of having what’s known in nature as “Diamond Hands” the strongest force found here on Earth. A force underestimated by the apes mortal enemy known as “shitadel”These Apes currently desire to live on the moon using rocket ships with pretty colors. Not much else is known about this Ape community but if you ever run into one you might just hear them whisper “This is the way” right before getting hit in the face with feces. -This is the way.

Look at that ape in his Lamborghini, damn I should’ve HODL too.

by DrThrob April 05, 2021