3 definitions by dan bonding

west side

alternative to the shocker

when using the west side sign, the pointer finger is used for clitoral stimulation while the middle and ring finger are twisted and inserted into the vagina; the pinky can be used for anal stimulation if possible

guy 1: dude, have you tried the west side?
guy 2: no, what tha fuck is that?
guy 1: dude, it's like the shocker but the girl actually likes it
guy 2: that's awesome

by dan bonding August 13, 2006

ape

the ugliest guy in a group of guys who one girl (the wingman) always unfortunately gets stuck with and ends up hooking up with because everyone else is hooking up and it's awkward

girl 1: ohhh look at that guy, he's wicked hot
girl 2: but look at that APE with him... you know I'M gonna get stuck with him!!!
girl 1: no you won't, don't worry...
girl 2: it always happens! THEY FIND ME
girl 1: sorry dude, it's your job

by dan bonding August 14, 2006

bison

a hideous guy resembling a bison in size (and possibly in hairyness)

SITUATION 1:
girl 1: dude, you should hook up with my friend
girl 2: alright, let me see a picture...(sees facebook pic)
girl 1: he's cute right?
girl 2: DUDEEEEE, HE'S A BISON!!!!!!
girl 1: he's not THAT bad... bison's a lil harsh dude
girl 2: BISON. period.

SITUATION 2:
girl 1: look at that guy over there...
girl 2: HE'S HIDEOUS
girl 1: A BISON!!!

by dan bonding August 14, 2006