1) Those disks that come
in the mail advertising AOL or America On-Line into your own household. They are wastes of the valuable non-renewable resources that it took to forge them in the fires of DOOOOM. AOL Disks also promote racism and other subjects of inequality and such. They should be banned by
human beings. Think about it. They call is America On-Line 'America'.. PFFT! What, are they trying to pull Guatemala and Cuba, and Canada into this AOL mafia? SAVE THE WORLD FELLOW BEINGS! STOP AOL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!
2) May-O-El-Disk kind of sounds like Cinco-De-(El)-May-O if you say it a little different... (Another piece of evidence that prooves AOL is trying to put their evil dirty work into South American countries, and even CANADA!)