anusoluble

the solubility of one's anus.

he has a very high anusolubility ratio.

by crunkedupmofo March 25, 2005

anusol

a cream put on and just inside the anus for soreness/diseases/disorders

i went to the chemist and bought some anusol for my sore arse

by Jed Muir September 25, 2004

anusing

n - the reaming someone or something out. Roughly equivalent to "tearing something a new one," only with the violence being done to a pre-existing anus rather than in the creation of a new one.

Dan received a full-spectrum anusing when his masturbatorium collection was discovered.

by Helium March 18, 2003

anuspounder

One who pounds the anus. Meaning, to have anal sex. To pound butt. To assram.

In computer games, a player who asspwns other players.

0MG I totally pounded ur anuses!

Ur anuses areSO SORE!

SORE ANUSES ALL AROUND!

I am SUCH an ANUSPOUNDER!

by anuspounder June 29, 2008

Anusoil

A secretion produced by the human anus that is responsible for maintaining fecal odor on skin.

"I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time, I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before the Anusoil came off my fingers".

by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

anusmobile

A car that smells so bad that a blindfolded person may mistake it for an anus.

1. Your anusmobile smells like shit.
2. Look at my kickass anusmobile.

by John Anus May 18, 2006

Anusoothe

An anal anti-inflammatory preparation. For internal use only. Guidelines for application: 1) Apply liberally to nose of any friend (NB: for best results, use Jew) 2) Perform wombat. Carefully and silently spread scrotum on forehead of friend, and lower anus onto waiting Anusoothe. Repeat every four hours until pain is gone, or until friend/Jew wakes up, whichever is the sooner.

Gadzooks, that curry we had last night is rearing its turtlehead! I need a poo, a Jew and some Anusoothe.

by The Plum-Master (PM) April 19, 2007