Antigates

Rare disease attacking the imune system.Begins with a 24 hour like vomiting bug and develops to attack imune system and vital organs.Unable to eat or digest your body begins digesting muscle.People suffering normally grow weaker and weaker and eventualy develope anorexia nervousa like feelings withinn their body.Generaly sufferes bcome dependent on a career.By the end of the process the sufferes hair is generaly thind their body hair has become darker their spperance is skeletel and their skin becoms a pasy white.Unusal in modern times.I t is still unknowin how the disease is contracted.

the earliest recorded case of antigates is kya rossie of rome 1700

by anti gates June 24, 2009

Antiprotection

The act of you antivirus either:
(A)Not finding the viruii Or maleware, spyware, etc THat it's supposed to
(B) It detcts Something that is know not to be a virus as a virus
or
(C) Your software actually is, or helps let in viruii TO your computer

Guy1: Hey I just downloaded the new SKulltag and Symantec said it was a virus? IS skulltag trying to Take my info?
Guy2: Get that antiprotection software Off your computer,FOREVER SKulltag will never ever take your Info or be a virus.

by STAATSTHEVIKING July 3, 2009

antiquated

Old-fashioned, outdated

She stated she thinks the siren is antiquated and overdue to be disconnected.

by Bigfoot99 March 7, 2016

anticrapesent

Something or someone, that helps you not feel depresed or crappy.

Basketball is my anticrapesent.

by Bart K. November 12, 2008

the antigravity clit

is when you hang her up on the bungee cords and then bang her while she's swinging back and forth like a monkey on a tire swing, when you cum you must say the mission has landed, drop kick her through a wall, and then leave her suspended. she won't be able to ever have an orgasm without your assistance again.

so i gave my girlfriend the antigravity clit the other day, and she can't even look at me without getting shivers down her spine.

by thetruegemini December 19, 2016

antidate

An eye-opening crappy experience that cures a person's crush. Usually happens on what the first person thought would be a date but turned out otherwise.

Guy A: "Dude, how was your date with Brandy?"

Guy B: "Awful! I spent the whole time painting her apartment while she talked on the phone with some other guy. I'm totally done with her."

Guy A: "Wow, sounds like quite an antidate."

by bayrunner January 20, 2011

antigravity

To say something is odd, or flipped over. True meaning is the negation of gravity or absence thereof, making one float, or fly if gravity is present.

Dude, that plot twist was antigravity LOADED. He came back to life and shot laser beams from his di*k?! WTF?!

by Dos Eques man XX October 1, 2013