Here is: We are standing underneath an apple
tree. I reach up and grab an apple. You, then, swipe the apple out of my
hand...
Hym "What... In the fuck do you think YOU'RE doing?"
Everyone *polishing the apple* "If you want an apple you have climb to the top of the
tree."
Hym "..... Nooo.... I don't. You just saw me grab it. You watched me grab it and now you're keeping it from me."
Everyone "Yeah, I had to climb the
tree and I didn't even make it to the top."
Hym "Ok... And I didn't... It didn't have to do that. There was an apple hanging right there and I grabbed it. So... Fork it over." 🤲🤨
Everyone "Yeah but you have to work hard to get apples. What? You think
people shouldn't have to work hard for apples? I was watching you climb the
tree before. You can do it."
Hym "First off, you shouldn't be watching me. Secondly, no... I had the apple in my hand. Whether I worked hard for it is irrelevant. Third, there is a crackhead at the top of the
tree with a 15 year old Russian
prostitute on his lap. I watched his
father fly him to the top in a helicopter. I mentioned this chicks name once and these assholes brought her a ladder. There's a retard laying on the ground over there and half a dozen whores are spitting apple bits into his mouth. I'm not climbing that
tree until I need another apple. Which I don't. I have an apple. That one 👉 Who should get to eat the apple, if not me?"
Everyone "Well... Me... I should eat the apple. I climbed the
tree."
Hym "Nooo... Not for THAT apple you didn't. You climbing the
tree for your apples doesn't have anything to do with me grabbing THAT apple and you taking it out of my hand and withholding it from me."
Everyone "You're not better than me! If I had to climb the
tree then you have to climb the
tree!"
Hym "You didn't climb the
tree for that apple you asshole! If you love climbing the
tree so goddamn much, give me my fucking apple and go climb the
tree! Climb to the top for all I care! Climb to the top and go fuck yourself with the tallest branch! But you WILL NOT eat that apple instead of me. I would rather cook you like a pig, shove the apple in your mouth, and eat you both than climb that fucking
tree. I would rather feed your grandmother an apple suppository and eat it out of her ass than climb that
tree. Give. Me. The. Apple."
Iam "Hey, was that tree always here?"
Everyone & Hym 😐 😑
Iam "Oh, are we doing like an analogy thing here? Oop, my bad. I'll just... Yeah... I'll just leave... Sorry." 😅
