Here is: We are standing underneath an apple tree. I reach up and grab an apple. You, then, swipe the apple out of my hand...
Hym "What... In the fuck do you think YOU'RE doing?"
Everyone *polishing the apple* "If you want an apple you have climb to the
top of the tree."
Hym "..... Nooo.... I
don'
t. You just saw me grab it. You watched me grab it and now you're keeping it from me."
Everyone "Yeah, I had to climb the tree and I didn't even make it to the
top."
Hym "Ok... And I didn't... It didn't have to do that. There was an apple hanging right there and I grabbed it. So... Fork it over." 🤲🤨
Everyone "Yeah but you have to work hard to get apples. What? You think people shouldn't have to work hard for apples? I was watching you climb the tree before. You can do it."
Hym "First off, you shouldn't be watching me. Secondly, no... I had the apple in my hand. Whether I worked hard for it is
irrelevant. Third, there is a
crackhead at the
top of the tree with a 15 year old Russian prostitute on his lap. I watched his
father fly him to the top in a helicopter. I mentioned this chicks
name once and these assholes brought her a ladder. There's a retard laying on the ground over there and half a dozen whores are spitting apple bits into his mouth. I'm not climbing that tree until I need another apple. Which I
don't. I have an apple. That one 👉 Who should get to eat the apple, if not me?"
Everyone "Well... Me... I should eat the apple. I climbed the tree."
Hym "Nooo... Not for THAT apple you didn't. You climbing the tree for your apples doesn't have anything to do with me grabbing THAT apple and you taking it out of my hand and withholding it from me."
Everyone "You'
re not better than me! If I had to climb the tree then you have to climb the tree!"
Hym "You didn't climb the tree for that apple you
asshole! If you love climbing the tree so goddamn much, give me my
fucking apple and go climb the tree! Climb to the
top for all I care! Climb to the
top and go fuck yourself with the tallest branch! But you WILL NOT eat that apple instead of me. I would rather cook you like a
pig, shove the apple in your mouth, and eat you both than climb that
fucking tree. I would rather feed your grandmother an apple suppository and eat it out of her ass than climb that tree. Give. Me. The. Apple."
Iam "Hey, was that tree always here?"
Everyone & Hym 😐 😑
Iam "Oh, are we doing like an analogy thing here? Oop, my bad. I'll just... Yeah... I'll just leave...
Sorry." 😅
