When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.
by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021
Get the chestnuts roasting on an open fire mug.A common expression that British subjects use for an overly horny man who would literally fuck anything with a slit, gash or hole in it. See Hugh Grant or The Prophet Muhammad.
I reckon that guy Tim is so overly sexed he would shag an open wound!
"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"
"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"
by MilkyMoon777@Hotmail.com September 1, 2006
Get the Shag an Open Wound mug.Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.
by Danzzzzzzzz November 9, 2010
Get the sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long mug.Friend one: Hey guys i accidentally ordered too many headphones, so you all get one. ''You get headphones'' ''She gets headphones'' ''He gets headphones'' ''YOU ALL GET headphones''
Friend two: Did you just pull an oprah?
Friend two: Did you just pull an oprah?
by AgirlWithHope August 11, 2014
Get the Pull an oprah mug.Usually what lying quacks (as if there's any other kind) will tell you in an attempt to trick you into buying their bullshit
by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011
Get the Keep an open mind mug.To leave corporate Internet APIs open to the internet and allow half of all Australian adults' personal information to be exported for sale on illicit marketplaces.
When mentoring a Junior Developer on security issues with their API "Make sure that API is secure - we don't want to do an Optus"
by potatopeepo October 3, 2022
Get the Do an Optus mug.A statement Chronic Cheating Pathological Liars with multiple personalities use to gain the trust of others professionally and romantically by giving the impression that they have nothing to hide in any chapter of their lives. They often use this reference right away on a first or second encounter to set the stage and lend credibility when things just aren't adding up down the road. They may busy covering up major amounts of bullshit they produce in every direction but if they have someone convinced they are an open book then it's smooth sailing until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. To avoid any of this if you are ever in the presence of someone claiming to be a"an open book", kick then in the balls as hard as you can and abruptly leave them screaming in agony.
by Thrives on non$en$e September 15, 2022
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