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chestnuts roasting on an open fire

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.
"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"
by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021
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Shag an Open Wound

A common expression that British subjects use for an overly horny man who would literally fuck anything with a slit, gash or hole in it. See Hugh Grant or The Prophet Muhammad.
I reckon that guy Tim is so overly sexed he would shag an open wound!

"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"
by MilkyMoon777@Hotmail.com September 1, 2006
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Pull an oprah

To give away various things to people excitedly.
Friend one: Hey guys i accidentally ordered too many headphones, so you all get one. ''You get headphones'' ''She gets headphones'' ''He gets headphones'' ''YOU ALL GET headphones''
Friend two: Did you just pull an oprah?
by AgirlWithHope August 11, 2014
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Keep an open mind

Usually what lying quacks (as if there's any other kind) will tell you in an attempt to trick you into buying their bullshit
Keep an open mind, snake oil works wonders as long as you want it too!
by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011
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Do an Optus

To leave corporate Internet APIs open to the internet and allow half of all Australian adults' personal information to be exported for sale on illicit marketplaces.
When mentoring a Junior Developer on security issues with their API "Make sure that API is secure - we don't want to do an Optus"
by potatopeepo October 3, 2022
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An Open Book

A statement Chronic Cheating Pathological Liars with multiple personalities use to gain the trust of others professionally and romantically by giving the impression that they have nothing to hide in any chapter of their lives. They often use this reference right away on a first or second encounter to set the stage and lend credibility when things just aren't adding up down the road. They may busy covering up major amounts of bullshit they produce in every direction but if they have someone convinced they are an open book then it's smooth sailing until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. To avoid any of this if you are ever in the presence of someone claiming to be a"an open book", kick then in the balls as hard as you can and abruptly leave them screaming in agony.
"You can ask me anything, for I am an open book"
by Thrives on non$en$e September 15, 2022
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