American Car 

They were shit. Now they're the best cars available these days. Can make more power with less fuel and cost than their Asian and European counterparts, and also reliable. Contrary to beliefs, they can actually turn, in fact they're one of the best handling cars ever. Corvette ZR1 and Dodge Viper ACR are slower than Nissan GTR, but they managed to smoke it on Nurburgring track by 20 buses length.

Ford Fusion > Camry
Chevy Volt > prius
Ford Focus > VW Golf

American cars are bigger, faster, more powerful, cooler, cheaper, less fuel drinker, and less rice than euro and azn cars.

Ford Focus and Ford Fiesta are one of the best selling cars in Europe.

Did you know that the newest Mustang Shelby GT500 makes 662 hp while still getting 24 mpg? Grab this car for less than 60 thousand bucks.

American Car by henrystraight September 14, 2012

American Car Bomb 

A shot of ranch dressing dropped into a half pint of Budweiser. Inspired by Irish car bomb. Might be the most disgusting thing you’ll ever drink.

I can’t believe Connor just drank that American car bomb. Doesn’t he know that was Budweiser and ranch dressing?

American Car Bomb by americancarbomb September 30, 2018

American Car Wash 

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.

Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash

American Car Wash by Janey March 21, 2024

The American Car Ride 

when you have sex in a car will its moving

me and my girlfriend went into a taxi and as it started to move we both decided to do The American Car Ride.

The American Car Ride by Frightfuldog November 9, 2009

American carnage 

A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.

Go to bed children, or the President won't be able to protect you from the American carnage.

American carnage by CNY liberal January 20, 2017

American Card 

Similar to the race card, this has been a phenomena in the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens used by non-U.S. athletes or by fans of non-U.S. teams as to why an American wins a gold medal or why an American finishes above another country's athlete. The claim is that the IOC is in collusion with the U.S. teams and predetermines results when the truth is that after the 2002 scandals in Salt Lake, the IOC is very anti-American at this point. It serves a double purpose:

1) To justify a loss from an athlete.

2) To voice anti-American sentiment had by athletes, staff, and fans since before the games began.

Prime example: Svetlana Khorkina says the reason she didn't win the All-Around was because she wasn't American.

Another example: S. Koreans are attacking Americans for the scoring error more than the judges that committed the error. Where were they when judges from France and Russia were in collusion to guarantee their skaters gold medals?

American Card by R. Kemp August 23, 2004

Anti-American Card 

The neoconservative version of the race card. What neocons pull when trying to get you to support an unpopular war or the like.

Bob: So what if there weren't any WMD's? If you don't support the war effort, you're anti-american!
Joe: Way to pull the anti-american card bro...

Anti-American Card by Submitters of Words June 22, 2011