Ambifaptrous

A person who masterbates with both their left and right hands and claim they have a girlfriend on discord

DAN: I'm Ambifaptrous.
Everyone else in the chat: GROSS DAN. Find a girlfriend geez.

by LoudCadmium July 19, 2021

Ambidapstrous

A saying a cornball mf would say to you when going to dap you up with both hands, one across the other

Dude, Will came up to me yesterday and said, “I’m feeling ambidapstrous today, homie!” And dapped me up with two hands. What a fruitcake.

by Generational Hater August 9, 2023

ambigastrous

adj - having the ability to fart out of your ass and pussy

"Only girls can be ambigastrous."

"After last nights burrito, she was ambigastrous while in bed."

by Vdez February 23, 2012

Ambisnapstrous

Adj. To describe someone who can snap with equal ability with both the dominant and non-dominant hand.

-finger guns- Hey Grady, I'm ambisnapstrous.

by Upstanding Whore January 19, 2017