Sheep-Asaurus

Person who is aboslute in following current trends and fashions, plus maintaining status quo to extreme jurassic proportions.

"My friend, Barry, works in a bank, pays his taxes, loves mainstream Hollywood garbage, and is afraid to exercize his individuality. He is a robotic Sheep-Asaurus!"

by Camboy April 20, 2006

Ho-asaurus Rex

one who obtains herpes from various sources in various parts of his body and insists on sticking said body parts into food, socks, other people, etc...

Gabe quit leaving your herpes everywhere! you're such a ho-asaurus rex!

by tehpimptastic1 December 28, 2008

Headbutt-asaurus

Headbutt-asaurus also known as "big ass head" not havingsecond much brain,or alot of space around the small brain.Very Ugly in appearance. Also know to been hit with an Ugly Stick repeatedly. Also known to inflict pain or death by way of headbutting its prey. Headbutt-asaurus may have small feet with large hands, can be female or male or both. They also eat many Burritos & drink lots of coffee. Also tend to write on whatever whenever.

ME-"oh no! here comes a Headbutt-asaurus"!
Headbutt-asaurus (female version) ra ra ra rew!! (in manly voice)

by fknblown August 23, 2011

Moni-rex-asaurus

A term to define an short girl with a large ass, pig nose and short, stubby arms. She runs like a raptor, and when she stops moving the smell of ass moves in for it's silent but deadly kill. This girl will also have a large, large, gianormous vagina. It will be so large/loose that when you stick 3 fingers to a fist insider her vagina and she will not even know it is there.

Boy: "OMG, Look at that girl with the big ass, short stubby arms, and the pig nose that runs like a raptor."

Girl: "That's a Moni-rex-asaurus"

Boy: "Do you smell ass?"

by Tokin' Gay Dude May 29, 2010

asaurus

Used to emphasize how absurdly big some thing is, or a feature that dominates someone personality.

"Ginny is a Cuntasaurus rex"
"Oh yeah! The biggest cunt I ever met, and her friend Jill is a Slutasaurus"
"She really likes her men to have a cockasaurus"

by JilltheSlutasaurus March 30, 2012

bush asaurus rex

it is to desribe a girl that walks like a dinosore or has a hop in there step and that has a huge bush that is out of controll

look at that bush asaurus rex run

by vindogy July 25, 2011

spooge-asaurus

Always male, this species is unable to control or hold his ejaculation until the appropriate time. Most commonly spotting on college campuses, while hooking up with an extremely hot girl who is, typically, way out of his league. The experience can be quite traumatizing for all parties involved, especially the woman who is usually not impressed at a)being prematurly spooged on, and b)having to wash her sheets immediately after the fact.

The spooge-asaurus left a fossil in michelle's bed!

by mac n fode August 9, 2006