Altercation

A super kiss-ass way to down-play the word "Fight"
commonly used by people in denial

"Dude, I heard you chased your girlfriend out of the house calling her a whore and then punched her in the face"
"No dude. We just got into a little altercation

by MyDadIsADoucheBag October 28, 2009

defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.

That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.

by anonyfawks August 5, 2010

ALTERcation

A verbal and/or physical dust-up due to either someone's displeasure at da tailoring adjustments of a prized garment, or someone's decidedly NOT "holding his peace" at a wedding.

A bridal shop should pay due diligence during gown-preparations, to hopefully avoid any ALTERcations stemming from one or more wardrobe malfunctions during a "big day" ceremony.

by QuacksO February 2, 2023

verbal altercation

Cause a disruption to the public/ arguing

I was charged with verbal altercation at school today

by FMW2020 June 3, 2016

altercation

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant other

did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a wade

by mtn boy terms April 11, 2017

altercation

a trip or vacation with the sole purpose of seeing someone get married.

My trip to Florida would have been much more fun if it hadn't been an altercation, watching two people get married just reminds me that I will probably die alone.

by caic January 15, 2009

altercation

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant othe

did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a word

by mtn boy terms April 12, 2017