When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.
A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski. It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass.
From the TV edit of the Big Lebowski where the original quote is "This is what happens Larry, when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" being replaced with "This is what happens Larry, when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"