alot

The modern alternative spelling of "a lot".

When asked by his editor why he always spelt alot as one word, Dave wrote back:

"See, you are a prisoner of the English language and I am a language pirate. You are the British with their stuffy coats and large boring navies and I am sailing the high seas of the language with my crew in a fast, nimble ship evading you at every moment plundering the language for the good of the reader and keeping the written sea free of your rules. I've hoisted my flag and given you my finger. Alot."

by oblivionboy February 3, 2013

Alot

The famous misspelling of "A lot", it is two words, not one. Learn your spellings next time.
You don't write afew, don't you?

Normal person with normal IQ: Yo guys, there is a lot of rain today!
Another normal person but forgot his spellings a bit: Yo guys, there is alot of rain today!

by r1dfgamez December 17, 2018

Alot

a large number or amount; a great deal.

Wow, that's alot of milk.

by 100%RealWords July 27, 2023

alot

The misspelling of the term "a lot", commonly used by little kids that don't know how to spell.

Kid on Roblox: "Thats alot of damage."
Teen on Roblox: "You do mean 'a lot', right?"
Kid on Roblox: "NO ITS ALOT"
Teen on Roblox: "Learn English, kid."

by D3rpyPixels July 22, 2019

Alot

A word that actually exists; but since it isn't found in dictionaries it drives people up the wall. A combination of "a" and "lot."

Alot of words are considered ungrammatical before they are sanctioned.

by David Horvitz March 5, 2005

ALOT

we are doing this definition just to piss off english poofs
teachers and english poofs say its spelt 'a lot' we say, its spelt alot
it is also like the name of a monster

i like alot of monsters

i hate alot of annoying teachers

by haz and jaz August 28, 2017

Alot

A mythical creature used to replace the misspelling of the word "a lot" so that something may make a bit of sense in the world.

I like this Alot.

by Cytherea April 19, 2010