ALG

Actually Last Game. Unlike LG (last game) it's actually the last game.

This is ALG

by tannerrz November 7, 2021

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Made popular in Norway after Slash Snakepit's song "Ain't Life Grand". Opposite of FML, and is used whenever your life rocks.

So I was drinking yesterday and was pretty hung over today... Luckily my mom brought me soda, snus and some money in bed! ALG!

I'm so ALG right now! Finally nailed this chick I've been after for months!

by pating June 2, 2010

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Acronym (pronounced algae) : Average Looking Girl

"I was at the bar last night and had to swim through all the ALG before I found a cute one." "There was a ton of ALG at the concert the other night." "There is so much ALG in here, I think I'm growing barnacles."

by colinthedude December 14, 2011

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Stands fot Adult Little Girl. An ALG may enjoy dressing, acting, speaking, etc. like a young girl. Some ALG's participate in ageplay.

"Daddy Nick" wanted his ALG to spread her little legs, but when she would not even lift her ruffled pink skirt, he decided it was time for a spanking.

by Daddy's Kitty November 10, 2006

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Alge Crumpler

The vagina of an 83 year old woman.

Your grandma has a dusty Alge Crumpler.

by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009

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Alge Crumpler

1. Said in dismay when something too easy gets completely screwed up.

2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.

Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.

Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"

<Mike> Sorry I can't stop farting, man..

*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*

<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!

by NefariousThey February 9, 2007

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