alfie

I don't know why everybody who has seen a terrible movie immediately defines a word by that terrible movie. But before Jude Law took a crap all over the cinematic arts, an "alfie" was and always will be a "dog fart." Dog farts smell way worse than human farts. But dogs are better than humans because by-and-large they are much less harmful than humans are. So though their powers of farting assault our olfactory perceptions to the extreme, we have come up with a word that seems nice since the offense comes from the butts of Gods noblest creatures- the dog, K-9 Magee, man's best friend and companion. Hence an alfie is, was, and always will be what we call a dog fart.
Bandido alfied all over Alexandra!

Rosie laid an alfie, and I think it killed Alexandra!

Grandpa didn't fart, Fi-Fi alfied!

I put a butt plug in Max to keep the alfies at bay!
by ledphloydgeuse December 21, 2012
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one of the fattest pricks you will ever meet.
look its alfie!
he looks like fat bastard from austin powers
by youranasshole February 01, 2014
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smelly fuck who doesn't wash
by hillbilly jeff December 12, 2019
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the most beautiful and talented person you have ever met. though she'll deny it, she knows she's frigging amazing.

she spends her time on twitter retweeting feminist jokes and fighting about gender roles, because no matter what alfie believes everyone should be treated equal.
fren #1: see alfie over there?
fren #2: oh hell yeah, alfie's the prettiest girl in the room.
by morningphan April 17, 2017
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scum of the earth, cannot get a job and has to resort to potwashing at a lowly hotel, demoralising!!
also is nesh, as shadows scare the shit out of him, literally
as a result often walks around with large brown stains in his undercrackers.
people of this variety are often inbred and find old peoples homes somewhat arousing.
OMG i cant belive that ben, what an alfie... neshing it at sutton hall!!!
by billy wheeler March 25, 2008
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Gets called a model by crazy girls.
Brown hair with eyes that change colour.
Lots of siblings.
by Dracular October 29, 2017
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Alfi is an amazing person that has a great sense of humor. He is so beautiful and makes everyone happy. He also likes water.
I love Alfi so much.
Yeah, me too.
by AlfiTheSlovak October 07, 2019
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