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Aldridge

A magician, someone who creates and directs change without knowing it.

Someone who has extraordinary abilities to see into the future.

Has supernatural powers but is often not aware of it.

Aldridging: to go on a journey into the unknown. An adventure to the other side. To venture into the dark/light side of life.
The Aldridge conjured the power of grass as he walked across the lawn, his feet were slightly elevated but he didn't know it.

Capture him! He is a sourcerer, an Aldridge!!

I am a new person after aldridging for the last 7 years, 7 months, 7 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes and 4 seconds.
by Picadorixus February 5, 2010
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Aldridgism

The Aldridge religion, founded on the life and teachings of Barry Aldridge
My religion is Aldridgism:

Our Barry, who art on youtube
hallowed be thy channel;
thy video come;
thy blog post done;
on youtube as it is on blogspot.
Give us this day our daily vlog.
And forgive us our hater comments,
as we forgive those who hater comment us.
And lead us not away from recomendation;
but deliver us from chickdude.
For thine is the ukelele
For ever and ever.
Amen.
by vlogbodies January 7, 2009
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aldridge school

‘An Academy’ full of bitchy rude girls and pussy boys who think they’re bad. beef someone and they’ll run to house crying. Everyone is fake and all the girls have a body count higher than their age. You aren’t allowed your phone out anywhere and can’t even wear some black airforce. The teachers are so bothered about uniform and it’s typically a bad school full of weirdos that get fake married. There’s multiple drug dealers and little groups of popular people. Popular people talk to popular people and weirdos generally don’t try to interact with them.
shall i move to aldridge school?
why, it’s a shit hole
by georgiaxoxo December 12, 2019
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lily aldridge

A beautiful but way too skinny model, most known for being a groupie than for her modeling career.
She's currently dating sex-on-legs KOL singer Caleb Followill and appears in the music video of Use Somebody (making out with her poor man).
If I could run over any person in the world, it would be Lily Aldridge. Or Caleb Followill, and hope the crash will fix his brain so he realizes that his girlfriend is nothing but a boring, mean skeleton.
by watchoutlilyaldridge April 6, 2009
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Barry Aldridge

A fictional internet character created by music mogul Simon Cowell and Endamol the producers of UK big Brother.

Barry Aldridge is played by the actor known as Brett Willis an 25 year old actor from Forest Hill, South London.

Youtube Partner, search BarryAldridge on youtube to see his video content. Barry is renowned for his ability to be a halfwit and brilliant at the same time.
Dude: OMG did you see that Barry Aldridge video where he talked about having a dream of a dude sticking a ukulele up his ass.

Guy: Woah really I liked the one where he danced to Walk This Way by Areosmith acting like a complete tool... it was such a Barry Aldridge moment!

Dude: But a UKULELE UP HIS ASS (Sideways) and he puts that shit on the web, must be Simons influence!
by Trevor Reiger of UTubeDrama April 27, 2009
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androidgenous

Characteristic describing a person who prefers Android cell phones to an IPhones.
I have experimented with both Android cell phones and IPhones and I can definitely say that I am androidgenous.
by csachs22 December 2, 2010
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albridge

The Abridge will surely be the savior of the White race. When the Albridge Gate is opened, the steads will be unleashed at their full power and glory. When these Prosto Steads are released, big fat helicopter blades forcefully burst out of their backs, protruding noticeably and slapping the air loudly and obnoxiously. They will strive to be like Darth Wader, collecting all the big black prostate bags from Albridge and swinging them around in the sky with their mind powers. Then, comes the chemical prostate bombings. These big black bags will fall from the skies like a Jizz rain, and will eliminate all the intended targets. All Pure Whites will be spared, but the chemicals are highly toxic toward the crazy monkeys, the crazy, crazy monkeys. The skies will be filled with a great choir of airborne, aerodynamic crabs repeatedly chanting, "Shit Mariel! Shit Mariel!", and all the wives and concubines will be sent up! The steads will throw pencils at the helachinks and it will fly way over their heads! The air will be filled with the sweet scent of fresh prostates, and tons of prostates will be suspended in the air in a sort of freefall, and the steads will stare at those prostates with a passionate intent, their mouths wide open, drippling with visible strands of white, slimy saliva. Is this event mentioned in the Old Testament, or the New Testament?? Who knows, but it will certainly be a beautiful day, on the day it does happen...
Person #1: "Ummmmm what happened, why are there fresh dripping prostates everywhere, and no monkeys anywhere??"
Person #2: "The Albridge Gate has just opened, welcome to the brand new nation, the Oppressed People of Chinkistead!"
by Chinkistead420 February 5, 2023
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