Aldridgism

The Aldridge religion, founded on the life and teachings of Barry Aldridge

My religion is Aldridgism:

Our Barry, who art on youtube
hallowed be thy channel;
thy video come;
thy blog post done;
on youtube as it is on blogspot.
Give us this day our daily vlog.
And forgive us our hater comments,
as we forgive those who hater comment us.
And lead us not away from recomendation;
but deliver us from chickdude.
For thine is the ukelele
For ever and ever.
Amen.

Aldridgism by vlogbodies January 7, 2009

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Aldridging

Verb: Aldridge

To speak in an Australian accent when totally irrelevant and out of context.

Did you hear that mug aldridging in Market Vaults last night?!

Aldridging by Rob In January 19, 2013

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Aldridgism • Aldridging • Aldrinism

Aldrinism

Pronounced Old-drin-nis-sims

Refers to someone being extremely old school charming, chivalrous, romantic or just straight out lovey-dovey. They often say corny lovey-dovey lines in an attempt to impress someone ihn order to engage in passionate sexual intercourse.

Boy: You're sweeter than sugar.
Girl: Your aldrinisms' do not work on me I'm sorry.

Aldrinism by LiL Russell February 22, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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