Aisle creeper

Person who rudely ignores plane etiquite and pushes up the aisle past other passengers waiting in their row while plane is unloading. The correct etiquite is "unload the most forward row first, then the next most forward etc etc"

Person A, orginally from Row 12 "Excuse me"
Person patiently waiting in Row 7 "A pox on you aisle creeper"

by The Bunchucker April 3, 2011

aislee

AIslee is a very lovable person. She’s cute, funny, smol, but she can also be very loud and will hit you when necessary. She loves to be around her friends and will hurt you if you hurt them. A way to know if a Aislee is you’re friend is: she’ll be mean to you. Not like a bully meanness but whatever. Usually if Aislee is nice to you then she probably hates you(not always but from what I’ve experienced yes she does this)

Overall if you have a Aislee in your life, make her your friend and you’ll be very happy! 💜💜💜 p.s she’s so so sweet and cares for you!!

Me: omg Shes such a Aislee

by Sksnsjsjsjsnisiwo June 23, 2019

aisle rage

Noun:
Aggressive or violent behavior exhibited by a shopper in an aisle, often as a manifestation of stress and frustration towards another shopper's ignorance. Walmart's equivalent of "road rage".

Verb:
Act of expressing "aisle rage". (aisle raging)

Noun:
That dude knocked him out because of aisle rage!!!!

Verb:
I was aisle raging so bad last night at Walmart because it was full of idiots!!!!

by Jenn Ross February 5, 2008

aisle whore

sunday shopper at the grocery store that stays in the middle of the aisle so you cant pass and walks extra slow just to piss you off, no matter what day it is.

dude! I almost missed the last box of frosty flakes thanks to some aisle whore looking for the grape nuts!

by lyfstyl February 10, 2009

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.

What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020

Aisle 69

The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.

Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?

Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.

by Deademeat December 24, 2010

aishley

a really sensitive person. Really cares what people think she will not hesitate to write an apology letter If she thinks she hurt you. Is a great friend in general. You really lucky to have a aishley

my friend aishley is great

by Aishley's friend October 21, 2021