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floating air biscuit

by Cunningstunt July 8, 2014
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assbiscuit

A derogatory title regarding someone who goes out of their way to be a jerk. Their single purpose in life is to cause trouble and bring misery to the people around them. They show no remorse nor do they care about consequences. They are of little value to society and tend to get where they are by exploiting.

In a perfect world, these people would be shot on site.
You find yourself being beat down by multiple opponents at once. After humiliating you in defeat they stand above you taunting you and doing pelvic thrusts. Despite the fact that they admittedly cheat, they still think they're better than you. The insults continue. Ass-biscuits
by Redpill July 21, 2005
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float an air biscuit

To silently drop a fart and watch to see who first smells it
by DumbAssFucker November 19, 2017
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Hot Air Biscuit

The action of passing gas into one's hands, and proceeding to offer someone a "Hot Air Biscuit."
Shelly totally just gave John a oven fresh hot air biscuit.
by Stumblies February 6, 2009
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air biscuit

A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants)
"Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.
by CyberDruid February 11, 2006
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floating an air biscuit

Oh no I just started floating an air biscuit
by Cleadus fucksinton January 6, 2016
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Air-Biscuit

An air-biscuit is when you fart, catch it in your hand, then release into someone's face.
Lee loves to spraff for air-biscuits.
by sangajin January 10, 2007
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